David After Dentist

I caught this video on The Soup this week and can absolutely sympathize with little David. What does this remind you of? Come on.

PDX!

I've never been west of Chicago, so you can imagine my excitement at booking a plane ticket to Portland. I know I'll make it to Seattle, but I'm being hopeful to get to San Francisco as well. We'll have to see about the money situation. So, to those of you that have been there, what should I do? So far, I have the following planned:

A strip club I'm told I have to go to...


These Japanese Gardens...


The Art Museum (Carlos, have you been/heard anything?)


Seeing this band...


And possibly this band...


And, of course, seeing some lovely people.